Two jumper cables go into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey - don't start something in here."
A horse walks up to a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"
A priest, rabbi, and a minister all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
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Did you hear the one about the student who spent all night studying at College-Cram.com before his test the next morning? He got an A of course.
Quit the joke telling and get back to studying.
So this duck waddles into a bar and asks for some corn. Bartender says, get out of here, Duck.
Next day, same duck waddles into the bar and asks for some corn. Bartender says "we don't have corn and I told you to get out of here. Don't come back or I will nail your webbed feet to the wall."
Next day, same duck waddles into the bar and asks - "You got any nails?" Bartender says, "Nails, no , this is a bar, we don't have any nails." Duck says, "Good. You got any corn?"